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John Pinette is hysterically funny. He may be the best food comedian ever. According to Wikipedia , he's lost a lot of weight since this was filmed. Enjoy!

Category: Desserts Style: American Servings: Yields - 60 Description: This famous classic American cookie is a treat no matter what the age or occasion. Ingredients: * 2 1/4 cups all-purpose flour * 1 teaspoon baking soda * 1 teaspoon salt * 1 cup (2 sticks) butter, softened * 3/4 cup granulated sugar * 3/4 cup packed brown sugar * 1 teaspoon vanilla extract * 2 large eggs * 2 cups (12-oz. pkg.) NESTLÉ® TOLL HOUSE® Semi-Sweet Chocolate Morsels * 1 cup chopped nuts Directions: PREHEAT oven to 375° F. COMBINE flour, baking soda and salt in small bowl. Beat butter, granulated sugar, brown sugar and vanilla extract in large mixer bowl until creamy. Add eggs, one at a time, beating well after each addition. Gradually beat in flour mixture. Stir in morsels and nuts. Drop by rounded tablespoon onto ungreased baking sheets. BAKE for 9 to 11 minutes or until golden brown. Cool on baking sheets for 2 minutes; remove to wire racks to cool completely. PAN COOKIE VARIATION: Grease 15...

The Great Pop vs. Soda Controversy site uses the Web to gather data on which word North Americans use to describe their carbonated drinks. Want a soda? Head to the Northeast. How about a pop? Michigan and Ohio are your best bets. Looking to quench your thirst with a Coke? Get on down to the South. If you order a Coke or a pop at the farthest reaches of the U.S., the residents of Hawaii and Maine will know immediately that you're not from those parts. Check out the site's large map to see the distinct differences in carbonated beverage nomenclature.

"Little Gordon" is a marketing campaign for the website Caterer.com . The "Little Gordon" videos feature a satirical child-version of the often 'harsh' reality show star and celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay. In the videos, the young Ramsay impersonator lashes out at his mother for making him an "anemic" school lunch and ridicules the manager of a restaurant for slow service. This kid is a pretty good actor and has Ramsay down to a tee. Part 1 Part 2

How much does your favorite celebrity chef earn in a year? According to the latest Forbes list of top-earning celebrity chefs, Rachael Ray leads the pack. Is there anybody else you think should have made the list? Where is Emeril? 1. Rachel Ray- $18 million 2. Wolfgang Puck - $16 million 3. Gordon Ramsay- $7.5 million 4. Nobuyuki Matsuhisa - $5 million 5. Alain Ducasse - $5 million 6. Paula Deen - $4.5 million 7. Mario Batali - $3 million 8. Tom Colicchio - $2 million 9. Bobby Flay - $1.5 million 10. Anthony Bourdain - $1.5 million

Here is a recently discovered classic baked chicken recipe from the Three Stooges that also includes the use of popcorn as a stuffing... imagine that. When I found this recipe, I thought it was perfect for people like me, who just are not sure how to tell when poultry is thoroughly cooked, but not dried out. Give this a try. 4 - 5 lb. Chicken 1 cup melted butter 1 cup stuffing (Pepperidge Farm is Good.) 1 cup uncooked popcorn (ORVILLE REDENBACHER'S LOW FAT) Salt/pepper to taste Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Brush chicken well with melted butter salt, and pepper. Fill cavity with stuffing and popcorn. Place in baking pan with the neck end toward the back of the oven. Listen for the popping sounds. When the chicken's butt blows the oven door open and the chicken flies across the room, it's done. The Three Stooges were geniuses! More classic recipes by the Three Stooges can be found here !

They got my attention when they said bacon. They pulled me in when they added the word "canned." but they sold me when they camouflaged the label. Just Kidding... at $9.16 a can with out shipping. I think I'll pass. Yoder’s Canned Bacon For the first time in almost 20 years, canned bacon is back in this Country. Not available in any store! More than 2 years went into the development of this bacon, and we’re proud to be able to bring this back to you after improving on a what was a very successful brand of canned bacon made years ago by Celebrity Foods (registered Trademark, all rights reserved). With a shelf life in excess of 10 years, this bacon makes a perfect addition to your food storage program and it is great for every day use. Take some with you when you go camping, hiking or hunting - keep a case in the boat, RV, cabin or anywhere that you may need to prepare a meal but don’t have refrigeration!!